I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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