Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
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