I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Hippo gnu deer
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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