I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
Randomize
