Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
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