Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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