Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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