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Writing my paper on freud at bar

(917): View more from New York City

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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children

(917): View more from New York City

Smooth

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I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up

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Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.

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My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy

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Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!

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