This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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