you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
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