My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I woke up this morning with "guy in polar bear j.crew boxers" written on my stomach along with a 5 digit phone number...
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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