I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
I totally just used John Mayer's lyrics to get laid.
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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