White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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