Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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