We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
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