Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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