yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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