I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
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