Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
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