STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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