I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
Randomize
