Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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