wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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