Non-Jews are for practice
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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