would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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