we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
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