..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
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