question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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