It's Friday. Sex?
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
His uber religious wife caught us having anal sex in their bed..... she called us sodomites. Can you even be a sodomite if you're a girl?
You're not a sodomite. You're a whore. Tell her to get the insults right. Did she try to save you with Jesus?
She said she'd pray for me. Man, if I had just caught my husband balls deep in some ho, I'd say fuck the praying and kick her ass.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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