My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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