This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
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