Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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