My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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