Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
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