Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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