I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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