Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
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