Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
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