You know your life is awesome when sometimes you walk down the street eating a sandwich and you run into someone you had a threesome with. And not say hi.
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
PS: I just woke up from my shower
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
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