Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
So, my ex just showed me the drunk voicemail we left him last night. Started out with me saying "I think it's Shane." Then you took my phone and started singing a song about peanut butter, train tracks, and tequila. I joined in. On the upside, he said he's totally fine with being on the drunk dial list from now on. Soooo, another tequila night??
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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