it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
Green mimosas i think yes
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
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