It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
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