No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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