New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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