i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
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