the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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