The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I wish i was in the wii world.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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