3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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