can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
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