Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
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