I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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