my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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