Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
Randomize
