It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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